Breakfast Menu

• Hash Browns: $5.99
• Eggs and Bacon: $7.99
• Lairtes Special: $2.99
• Biscuits and Gravy: $9.99

Lunch menu

• Steak: $9.99
• Ham Sandwich: $2.99
• Soda: $0.99
• Hydrogen Dioxide: $120.99

Dinner Menu

• Steak epic edition: $799.99
• Steak super ultra epic edition: $29,999.99
• Steak hamburger super ultra beyond epic edition: $199,999,999.99