Despite the valiant efforts of Jedi Masters Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi,
battle droids approch the inner rim, and the home of the Galactic Republic on Coruscant,
where a daring assault on the heart of galactic peace is spearheaded by General Grievous and his sinister droid army.
One citizen of Saleucami is reported as saying:
I don't believe it! Those Jedi couldn't even save my bleedin' pet banthas before the whole planet got subjegated,
why do we keep 'em around?
Bearing in mind this heartbreaking news, the Jedi Council, through their spokesperson: Jedi Master Mace Windu, like the Bantha Heroes
of popular media, have released a challenge to all those who would harm the pets of our galactic citizens:
Anyone who brings suffering to any member of the republic, humanoid,
sentient, or beloved, will suffer the same fate as Jango Fett.
Unfortunately for that bold statement, General Grievous attacked immediately after that recording was made.
We have no further information on the wherabouts of Master Windu or his compatriots, but this reporter can only hope and pray the Force has their best interests at heart.